This means that for the past few weeks, the conversations in the house between me and Boyfriend have gone like this:
Boyfriend: *upstairs in the home office, working*
Me: *downstairs attentively playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.....after I finished my daily writing, of course
Boyfriend: *comes downstairs, stretches* Man, this new client project is so complicated. We had originally agreed on 35 items but now they're asking for variations on--
Me: GOD I LOVE ASSASSINATING PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING DETECTED.
Boyfriend: *blank stare*
Boyfriend: *carefully backs up to the stairs, peers at me from around the corner*







