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Or, at least, I have this unbreakable tendency to try to say something polite/complimentary and then have it come out as insulting. O__o I shall give you two recent examples below:

Scenario #1: Boyfriend and I step into our local diner.

Hostess: "Hi! How are you?"
Us: "Great, thanks! How are you?"
Hostess: "Oh, doing fine, thanks."
Boyfriend: "Busy day?"
Hostess: "No, not really."
Me: "Oh, that's good."
*awkward silence*

What I meant: Oh, that's good, because I'm glad that you didn't have a stressful day dealing with huge crowds of people.
What it sounds like: Oh, that's good, cuz your restaurant's gonna TANK.

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Scenario #2: Twitter. I am watching a video of Harry Shum Jr.'s mad dancing skills (you know, that Glee guy), and a Conan the Barbarian trailer pops up.

What I wanted to say on Twitter: You know, even though buff guys like Conan the Barbarian are supposed to be the ones I'm attracted to, I still like lean guys like Harry Shum Jr., because they are also handsome and attractive and appealing even though they do not have big bulging muscles. Yay for those of us who are not alpha perfect!

What I actually say on Twitter:

Muscles are so overrated.
*suddenly remembers that there are some muscular, friendly ppl on her followers list*
I mean, abdominal muscles are nice. But I still like lean+mean over muscular guys.
I mean, some muscle is good. But I mean muscular like, The Rock. Not hot.
*remembers The Rock is actually a nice person in interviews*
I mean, @redcrest is right, I probably like lean guys because I like bishonen boys in anime.
*@redcrest comes to my aid, gently suggesting that muscular guys are also great, they are the evolutionary instinct*
I mean, my preference for lean guys over muscular guys gives me a distinct evolutionary disadvantage.
I mean, not that muscular guys are unattractive. I just like lean guys better.
I mean, not that lean guys are evolutionary disadvantages.
*awkward silence*
Ok, now that I have thoroughly insulted both muscular and lean guys, I'm going to shut up now and go back into my box.

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Hmm........I really need to work on my delivery.....
  • Listening to: Best Love Song - T-Pain
  • Reading: The Demon's Surrender - Sarah Rees Brennan
  • Playing: New Super Mario Bros
  • Eating: Korean food
  • Drinking: Always agua
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:icondarkangeloflov:
~DarkAngelOfLov Jun 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I do stuff like that all the time. Whatever I REALLY want to say never comes out right >_< It's just something we need to work on. Or something we need to accept is part of us >_>
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:iconcherryblossomrain:
oh gosh, I do that all the time. that's why I add smiley faces to the end of everything I write on the internet. it's like me saying "please take this in the best way possible." :)
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:iconamarainsevi:
~AmaraInsevi Jun 22, 2011  Professional General Artist
That happens to me too =P
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:iconharutotetsu:
~HaruTotetsu Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Haru Totetsu: you awkward. I once got so angry with someone I threatened them...with a spoon. I still get all nervous and silent when I see that person. My little brother heard, all those terrible spoon jokes.
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:iconleayana:
I am right on the same boat XD. I say it and then realize 'ohhhhh, that didn't come out right...' and I try to fix it, but then make it worse! Hahahaha...

Language is difficult!
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:icondiavana:
This is why we are friends ;]
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:iconsakurablossom34:
~Sakurablossom34 Jun 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I did that the other day! D: And it was horrible! I told one of my friend's she looked just like my brother, one of those sentences you just want to stuff back into your mouth!
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:iconjondapicam:
This just illustrates how writing is a craft, and first drafts can be really embarrassing. ;-)
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:iconqueenzenobia:
~queenzenobia Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Apparently I do this all the time. Except your situation is mildly amusing. In mine, my housemate stopped talking to me.
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