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Or, at least, I have this unbreakable tendency to try to say something polite/complimentary and then have it come out as insulting. O__o I shall give you two recent examples below:

Scenario #1: Boyfriend and I step into our local diner.

Hostess: "Hi! How are you?"
Us: "Great, thanks! How are you?"
Hostess: "Oh, doing fine, thanks."
Boyfriend: "Busy day?"
Hostess: "No, not really."
Me: "Oh, that's good."
*awkward silence*

What I meant: Oh, that's good, because I'm glad that you didn't have a stressful day dealing with huge crowds of people.
What it sounds like: Oh, that's good, cuz your restaurant's gonna TANK.

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Scenario #2: Twitter. I am watching a video of Harry Shum Jr.'s mad dancing skills (you know, that Glee guy), and a Conan the Barbarian trailer pops up.

What I wanted to say on Twitter: You know, even though buff guys like Conan the Barbarian are supposed to be the ones I'm attracted to, I still like lean guys like Harry Shum Jr., because they are also handsome and attractive and appealing even though they do not have big bulging muscles. Yay for those of us who are not alpha perfect!

What I actually say on Twitter:

Muscles are so overrated.
*suddenly remembers that there are some muscular, friendly ppl on her followers list*
I mean, abdominal muscles are nice. But I still like lean+mean over muscular guys.
I mean, some muscle is good. But I mean muscular like, The Rock. Not hot.
*remembers The Rock is actually a nice person in interviews*
I mean, @redcrest is right, I probably like lean guys because I like bishonen boys in anime.
*@redcrest comes to my aid, gently suggesting that muscular guys are also great, they are the evolutionary instinct*
I mean, my preference for lean guys over muscular guys gives me a distinct evolutionary disadvantage.
I mean, not that muscular guys are unattractive. I just like lean guys better.
I mean, not that lean guys are evolutionary disadvantages.
*awkward silence*
Ok, now that I have thoroughly insulted both muscular and lean guys, I'm going to shut up now and go back into my box.

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Hmm........I really need to work on my delivery.....
  • Listening to: Best Love Song - T-Pain
  • Reading: The Demon's Surrender - Sarah Rees Brennan
  • Playing: New Super Mario Bros
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:icondaidairo:
*Daidairo Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This so much. ^^;;;; I do that all the time oTL

And sometimes when you try to explain things after the awkward silence, people think that you're saying it just to make them feel better when you actually meant the first sentence sincerely. ^^;;
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:iconthelonemackerel:
Mood: Dead ~TheLoneMackerel Jun 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Argh, that's me! But you know, most of the time, it only sounds insulting to you, other people don't even notice it.

I like lean guys better, too. Not that I have anything against muscular guys. :D
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:iconerua:
I always say "thanks, you too" to the box office attendant or waiter when they tell me to enjoy my movie or food.
That, and anything I say somehow becomes an Innuendo. You'd think i was shakespeare!
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:iconchoneygirlchina:
~ChoneygirlChina Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Everybody's akward in there own way! Plz! You could basically go up to anyone and say what was your akward moment, Most will say. But some will not! Try watching your older brother (24) go up to you dad and say "How did feel to have sex with the woman you love? Did feel good? Yes, what positions did you use? No, Then don't answer." like WTF!!!!!! You don't see that everyday? Exspacially when your older brother spikes you moution dew with vodka!!!!
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:iconmandi-cakes81:
~Mandi-Cakes81 Jun 16, 2011   General Artist
i was at one time an employee at a large chain bookstore and one day was helping a customer. we were talking world of warcraft and he asked why i wasn't playing even though i like role playing games. i answered "because i have a life" (rather nonchalantly).....that's not at all what i was intending to say. i wanted to say "because i don't have the time to play...plus i can't afford it".
things never go according to plan...sometimes i think my brain and my mouth hate each other.
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:icons-k-u-l-l-y:
Mood: Sadness ~S-k-u-l-l-y Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know the feeling! On the up side the few friends I have are true blue friends and I ward off any flakes because I'm soooooo awkward XD

I seem really nice at first and then I just seem derpy/slow because sometimes I am ;~;

DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT COOL RIGHT GUYS???

Guys? ;~;
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:iconsnowraven-moonstar:
I understand where you're coming from. :) I am a master of opening my mouth and promptly sticking my foot in it. And the thing that really sucks is once you start backpedaling and trying to qualify what you said you end up only digging yourself in deeper. :XD: (Oh and I mean universal "you" not you personally...that's one of my sticking my foot in my mouth things that I tend to have a problem with :XD: )

I have taking to letting people know if I'm going to be around them a lot (like with coworkers for example) that if I ever say anything that could be construed as an insult or comes across like I'm being a bitch to assume I just stuck my foot in my mouth and that there was no malice intended. :XD:

It can be even worse in online communication like this because tone can't really be properly conveyed and I've had people assume I was being a jerk or being condecending because of how I worded things. If I try to be blunt people think I'm a jerk. if I try to cover my ass and be polite and make it clear I'm not trying to be a jerk people think I'm being condecending. *sigh*. :)

Try not to worry too much about it. I think often people don't take too much from it. :XD: I realized something one day since I spend a lot of time going home and kicking myself over stuff I said hours ago. If most of the time I almost instantly forget what someone said to me within a few mintues chances are people around me don't go home that night and think "Wow...i can't believe what she said today." :D

i'm sure that doesn't help but I do understand what you mean. :)
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:iconsaladchan:
Saying "Muscles are so overrated" doesn't mean that you hate people with muscles... it just means that they're not everything...

You're overworrying, mree!
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:iconskarlet-pumpernickel:
I do that all the time...where I say vaguely awkward things without meaning to.
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:iconazurariverja:
Hey, the first one probably isn't as insulting as you think. I've had a couple customers who tell me "Oh that's good" when I tell them we're not too busy (I'm a receptionist at a groomer) and as a matter of fact, for me it is good! I get paid the same whether we're busy or not so for me personally a quiet day is great :P Not great for the business maybe, but it's pretty nice for the individual workers. I highly doubt the hostess was put out, unless she's also the manager/owner.

The second situation is actually pretty hilarious and I think your final comment successfully diffused the situation XD haha
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